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Link Posted: 2014-08-12 16:42:27
LordT

Date_Posted: 2014-08-12 16:45:00

Name: Capnarrr Occupation: Professhinal Video Game Editur Owns Mrs. Pac-Man Cabinet: Yes

In Crustal Costles, you need to help BERKELEY BEAR collect all the jumz whilst avoiding the jum eeterz, crustal bowls, ghoosts, skolotons and troos. Get the moojic hoot to kill Borthilda the Woatch but watch out for the bormblebees!

ChadPole

Date_Posted: 2014-08-12 17:06:14

Deserves a Duke reading.

LordT

Date_Posted: 2014-08-13 17:40:40

These are like the worst game reviews by some of the most under qualified people to ever review anything. At best, they're completely obvious summaries, at worst they're factually incorrect and confusing. No wonder gametap went under.

Frogger

Frogger was not made by Atari. They are Turtles not lily pads. "Everybody likes frogs - my grandma collected frogs" what in the hell?

Here is a review this one guy did of Joust where he compares it to a FPS and geometry wars (wtf), followed by another review the same guy does of Robotron where he doesn't bother mentioning geometry wars.

LordT

Date_Posted: 2017-08-23 17:09:19

Reuploaded the videos for Crystal Castles and Frogger since Youtube made them unavailable.

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