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Link Posted: 2015-02-26 16:52:53
LordT

Date_Posted: 2015-02-26 17:25:12

  1. Avoid the Smurfette principle (don't have just one female character in an ensemble cast, let alone one whose personality is more or less "girl" or "woman.")

This is not very common and doesn't matter at all. I only saw one man in Cosmopolitan! There were no men on my box of tampons! I didn't see any men on this ball of yarn! Fuck you.

  1. "Lingerie is not armor" (Dress female characters as something other than sex objects.)

Why? Should men not wear anything to show muscles ever? Should male characters be not attractive? Why?

  1. Have female characters of various body types

And by this you mean please put fatass blarghers in video games, I take it. Whose to say there aren't any? There are tons of fat women in video games, why should they all be? Why should a larger percentage of them be? Is being a fatass blargher something women should aspire to be?

  1. Don't over-emphasize female characters' rear ends, not any more than you would the average male character's.

Because women don't have wide hips and large asses as a result of eons of evolution. So men shouldn't have bulging muscles and chiseled jaw lines and barrel chests? Who are you to say how a game's art should be put together? Whore.

  1. Include more female characters of color.

This statement is nonspecific, at best confusing and racist in itself.

  1. Animate female characters to move the way normal women, soldiers or athletes would move.

Whose to say they don't? Are you offering to do free animation and motion cap for video game companies, Anita? Videogames are an art form and shouldn't be subject to any more scrutiny than any paintings, movies, etc. Any time something is fabricated out of thin air and imagination, people are going to embellish it with their own ideals. Just because they don't conform to yours doesn't make them any less valid.

  1. Record female character voiceover so that pain sounds painful, not orgasmic

Bitches love it rough. Just because your sex life sucks, Anita, doesn't mean we have to change video games.

  1. Include female enemies, but don't sexualize those enemies.

This is a redundant point and is basically meaningless.

Hate her. Hate.

ChadPole

Date_Posted: 2015-02-26 19:57:16

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE MALE!

LordT

Date_Posted: 2015-02-26 20:41:41

Treasoner009

Date_Posted: 2015-03-02 16:24:16

C'mon, guys.

https://archive.today/mexUF

Archive that shit. Stop tricking me into giving kotaku page views

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