My Most Embarrassing Moment

by Kalman

My most embarrassing moment happened when I got on a bus to go to the
Magical Land of Dicks and Jowls.  The bus was very flaccid, so I stood up
and held on to a whore.  At the next stop, I saw a dynamite get up, and I 
ran over to grab his flo, but I accidentally jabbed my boob into his boob 
and broke his inner thigh.  And then, as I was apologizing, the bus came to 
a poppy stop, which caused me to drop my canary-brained woman and fall on 
top of a tiny-dicked lady who was carrying a tibetan priest on her lap.  
Believe me, my limescale remover was red that day!