Everything about this is so utterly confusing and ignorant, I don't even know where to begin.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian,
Possibly the only thing there's nothing inherently wrong with in this ad.
but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country
Didn't realize church was the place to get up to the minute news and information on the state of the union.
when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
What does gays serving openly in the military have to do with praying in school? Since when can't kids openly celebrate Christmas?
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion.
What the hell are you talking about? What war on religion?
And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
What what WHAT? What exactly are you referring to? Who is attacking your heritage? What does that even mean?? Are liberals with time machines going back in time to attack your ancestors?
Faith made America strong.
Thought that was natural resources and freedom from oppression and having to pay for other countries wars. Glad we're just paying for our own now.
It can make her strong again.
Specious reasoning.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message.
Glad to have that cleared up. I think I'll make my own speech and run for president:
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a goat fucker by choice, but you don't need to go to the farm every Sunday to see that balloon doggies shouldn't be in charge of candy land. Children are raped by clowns every day, but can't celebrate boxing day - why?
As President, I'll end the republicans war on chocolate dildos. And I'll fight against conservative attacks on my DNA.
Dinner plates made America strong. It can make her strong again. I'm LordT and I approve this message.
Jay
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 19:16:14
While I don't approve of your goat fucking policies, we can't let those damn liberal plate hating socialists win. I'll vote for anything that mentions my dinner plate.
SnugglySnoo
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 19:44:40
can't breathe...too many lols....
ChadPole
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 20:44:41
I thought he was already done for...
"But if you elect me, I promise to end Obama's war on religion, the EPA, and uh... the other one."
KJ
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 22:52:34
He's right! Why DON'T we celebrate boxing day? Makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 16:56:25
Everything about this is so utterly confusing and ignorant, I don't even know where to begin.
Possibly the only thing there's nothing inherently wrong with in this ad.
Didn't realize church was the place to get up to the minute news and information on the state of the union.
What does gays serving openly in the military have to do with praying in school? Since when can't kids openly celebrate Christmas?
What the hell are you talking about? What war on religion?
What what WHAT? What exactly are you referring to? Who is attacking your heritage? What does that even mean?? Are liberals with time machines going back in time to attack your ancestors?
Thought that was natural resources and freedom from oppression and having to pay for other countries wars. Glad we're just paying for our own now.
Specious reasoning.
Glad to have that cleared up. I think I'll make my own speech and run for president:
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a goat fucker by choice, but you don't need to go to the farm every Sunday to see that balloon doggies shouldn't be in charge of candy land. Children are raped by clowns every day, but can't celebrate boxing day - why?
As President, I'll end the republicans war on chocolate dildos. And I'll fight against conservative attacks on my DNA.
Dinner plates made America strong. It can make her strong again. I'm LordT and I approve this message.
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 19:16:14
While I don't approve of your goat fucking policies, we can't let those damn liberal plate hating socialists win. I'll vote for anything that mentions my dinner plate.
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 19:44:40
can't breathe...too many lols....
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 20:44:41
I thought he was already done for...
"But if you elect me, I promise to end Obama's war on religion, the EPA, and uh... the other one."
Date_Posted: 2011-12-07 22:52:34
He's right! Why DON'T we celebrate boxing day? Makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.
Date_Posted: 2011-12-09 14:05:32
Colbert response:
Date_Posted: 2025-07-11 14:50:59
Oh 14 years ago Tyson, you crack me up!