There's a whole subreddit dedicated to making up stories about a fictional person named Norman, an extremely boring middle aged divorced single man who lives alone with his cat who is also named Norman. Every story is an anticlimactic dive into his completely mundane life.

This one made me literally laugh out loud.

I imagine if it were a cartoon the cat would look just like him, bald and everything.

Haha, I don't think anybody has attempted to draw Norman or his cat yet, maybe you should give it a shot.

Honestly in my head I see Mr. Norman from elementary school.